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Mr. Santa Singh

(Act 1)
Santa Singh to a long-distance telephone operator: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Santa Singh: "THANK YOU," AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.


(Act 2)
At a bar in New York, the man to Santa Singh's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Santa Singh and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Santa Singh replies: "Sardar Santa Singh, MARRIED."


(Act 3)
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Santa Singh proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Santa Singh brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Santa Singh replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS.".


(Act 4)
Santa Singh had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he become very irritated and called the
computer retailer for support.
Santa Singh : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me....


(Act 5)
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.
So kena lor!"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But.. what happened to the other ear?"
"That stoopid dumbo called back!", Santa Singh replied.

(Act 6)
Why did Santa Singh go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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